...Sex and the City is back! Yayyyyy! For those of you who wondered what it would take to get me to get out of my month-long slump and finally compose something new, all it took was dumbass Sarah Jessica Parker. Way to go, Sarah! I mean Sarah Jessica!
Look at that smile. It could launch a thousand ships...whose intention would be to get as far away from her as possible. If we could be channeled into her brain at the time that this photograph was taken, I'm sure her inner monologue would read something like "BWAHAHAHAHA, I am relevant again! Watch me wear a tree on my head! American girls will instantly crave arboreal hats! I'm married to Matthew Broderick! Look at my shoes! Look at them! Aren't they spectacular? Aren't they just stinky? Oh, by the way, stinky now means 'craveable/awesome.' That's how much power I have! Hopefully all this power doesn't go to my head!"
Zing.
After initially ridiculing her, I started to think that maybe this picture was Photoshopped. No one is this stupid. Right?
Look at that smile. It could launch a thousand ships...whose intention would be to get as far away from her as possible. If we could be channeled into her brain at the time that this photograph was taken, I'm sure her inner monologue would read something like "BWAHAHAHAHA, I am relevant again! Watch me wear a tree on my head! American girls will instantly crave arboreal hats! I'm married to Matthew Broderick! Look at my shoes! Look at them! Aren't they spectacular? Aren't they just stinky? Oh, by the way, stinky now means 'craveable/awesome.' That's how much power I have! Hopefully all this power doesn't go to my head!"
Zing.
After initially ridiculing her, I started to think that maybe this picture was Photoshopped. No one is this stupid. Right?
What an idiot.
Thanks go to Mary for sending me this picture. I'll be back soon to talk about poker, video games, male superiority, the San Antonio Spurs, and the 2008 World Series Champion Chicago Cubs(whose stadium I still can't stand).
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