Some team logos stand the test of time, surviving wars, city relocation, and decades of social change. Take, for example, the NHL's original six. We have the Boston Bruins, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Toronto Maple Leafs, New York Rangers, and the Montreal Canadiens. Six legendary logos. I firmly believe that if a team's logo is outstanding, the organization has a much better chance to last for decades. Think it through, people. A team moves in with an excellent logo. A casual sports fan gets a hat or a jersey as a birthday present. He starts wearing the merchandise. He then goes to games. He brings others to games. And on and on we go. So, basically, if your logo is just plain awful, there's no chance. Take these 11 examples from past and present teams.
Cincinnati Redlegs (MLB, 1954-1959)
This logo answers the age-old question: Can a baseball really be a pedaphile? One look into this drunken uncle's eyes shows you his true intentions. Yes, he's married. Sure, he's a great athlete. It's all a cover-up. Now take your pants off or he'll tell Santa you've been naughty.
Fort Wayne Pistons (NBA, 1941-1957)
I am thoroughly depressed by this one. What is going on here? Is this poor genetic experiment made of oil cans? Also, he appears to have human hands and human feet; it's a tantalizing and tortuous taunt for the poor tinman. Nice head, too. Love the smile. Someone obviously drew it on, because this monstrosity is dying inside.
Milwaukee Braves (MLB, 1953-1966)
Proudly celebrating 14 years of bitter racism!!
Chicago Packers (NBA, 1961-1962)
Mooooo!!!!!
Philadelphia Athletics (MLB, 1901-1954)
Ladies and gentlemen, meet our new left fielder! His name is Jumbo, and he'll work for peanuts! Is this thing on?
Pittsburgh Pirates (1925-1930)
Captain Cornelius led his band of ruffians despite being horribly inbred. This logo emerged at roughly the same time as the Original Six. There really is something to my logo theory.
Philadelphia Quakers (NHL, 1930-1931)
Shit! Run! The Quakers are coming! Nothing puts fear into the hearts of opponents like some warm oatmeal and warmer religious values. Pennsylvania sure can pick 'em.
Cleveland Rockers (WNBA, 1997-2003)
When I want to hear a sweet guitar solo, I always travel to America's sweaty armpit. Never trust Drew Carey.
Utah Starzz (WNBA, 1997-2002)
It's time for me to let you in on a little pet peeve of mine. I'll put it in the form of a poem. When a plural word loses an S and gains a Z, I Want to go on a killing spree! Better yet, let's add two Z's! We'll sell twice as many tickets! Idiots.
St. Louis Browns (MLB, 1902-1953)
All black people are aliens. You didn't hear that?
Connecticut Sun (WNBA, 2003-????)
Wooo!!! Spring break in Connecticut! Yeah, when I think sun, I think Hartford. Gimme a break. This is the only team still in existence. It won't be for long.
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